Bush declares war on Ireland!
After a long history of terrorism (dating back as far as 1912),
a large historic grudge against Amerika's best ally: Great
and a enormous community of possible terrorists right in the heartlands
of Amerika, Mr. Bush has decided to launch a pre-emptive attack on
Ireland before it does any more harm to the world.
Commenting on the evidence available to him, Mr Bush showed some
frightening images of Irish fields where there was definite traces of
chemical and biological substances.
When asked by a Polish journalist, if it could be possible that these
substances were simply manure and pesticide, Mr. Bush sternly replied
that that was simply hear-say and the journalist was immediately deported
for Anti-American activity.
America is fully behind Mr. Bush's decision and as this article goes
to press, 47 Aircraft Carrier are on their way across the Atlantic.
More to follow...
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