I Love CNN: Bush relaxes with family in Maine

Unbridled sycophancy:
"...Bush leaned over and gently released the fish..." - The man is strong but caring

"...The president rose early Friday..." - No way is our president lazy. No Siree.

"...His father called the long, straight second shot a "good ball!"..." - A skilled man, loved and respected by his father.

"...after an unusually long round by Bush standards -- more than two hours..." - Pres. plays, but not too long! There's work to be done...

"...The weekend won't be all rest and relaxation..." - See above

"...Bush is keeping abreast of violence in the Middle East..." - Ignorant? Never. He is a hawk eye. Restless in his pursuit of peace.

"...The Segway went down on Bush's first attempt, but he stayed on his feet with a flying leap over the machine..." - An athletic adonis. Never faltering. Skilled, adroit.

"...Undeterred, he got on again..." - He's not a quitter.

The most powerful man in the world can't manage to ride on a hi-tech machine that was so designed that it is pratically impossible to fall off...