Ready for kids?

Problem: Ladies, you have a man, he is house-trained, dosen't fart when you have guests over, he can feed himself and hell, you quite like him! But there is one niggly little question still - will he be a good father?

Solution: No problems, don't hesitate just book yourselves a ticket to Cambodia and bring him to Sihanoukville. With dozens of cute (sometimes homeless) kids selling stuff on the beach you will soon see if he is ready.

I have seen full transformations here from "Get the bloody kids away from me" to full scale daddies - playing football, reading them stories, playing cardtricks, throwing them in the air etc. Quite incredible. In fact it is mainly the guys here who are the supersurrogatedads, the girls just lie on their backs and try to improve their tans.

Also quite useful for girls still looking for Mr. right, just trawl the beach and look for that hunk who has ten screaming and laughing kids all around him. Then put beer in front of his nose and see if he follows you home...