What the world is waiting for

We all love the beach, the whole white sand under the feet, encasing your body in a warm mould as you lie down thing etc. But we all hate that "I've got frigging sand EVERYWHERE" sensation when you get off the beach. That feeling that you are actually MADE of sand and that you are currently moulting. You know when you scratch your scalp and find sand, put your finger in your ear and find sand, sand in your bed etc.

OK, I'll stop the graphic detail, you probably got the picture already. So my answer...
(Drum roll)

Teflon Sand

That's right, non-stick sand. My patent application is in the works.