You are what you smoke

I have noticed one thing lately that I need an answer to:

Are John Player Blue smokers more likely to be scangers?

Let me explain. On my 7 minute trek to Tescos to stock up on provisions I encounter at least 4 empty packets of John Player Blue littered around the place. In fact it is normally the ONLY variety of cigarette carton lying around.

I have come up with possibilites:

• John Player Blue is by far the most smoked cigarette.
• John Player Blue is, unlike other brands, made out of industrial strength cardboard.
• John Player Blue is smoked mainly by scuzzbuckets. Scuzzbuckets think throwing litter is cool.

After huge research and much objective debate, I have come to the conclusion that it is indeed the latter.

 

Don't litter! It's like a dumb dwarf. It's not big and not clever.