I would like to personally thank Mr. God for Chestnuts.
Wonderful creations they were. Top 10 IMO. Really brighten up my Autumn days.
Too bad the lemming like nuts seem to get squished by cars the whole time...

Took delivery of my (SMOD (Small objects of Desire) #2) a Minolta DiMAGE X on Friday evening.
Decide to make lots of instant memories. Very happy for 7.3 hours.
Then while doing some price research (have to make sure I got a bargain), I find *Horror of Horrors* This
Upgradeparanoia
Aaargh.

I dunno, but I think this is really funny: Accidents will happen...

CDs purchased this week:
Beach Boys - Pet Sounds: Not bad
Pizzicato Five - The Fifth Release From Matador: Weird
Flaming Lips - Soft Bulletin: Good

Looks like the play-fair Bush administration is illegaly cooking up some Psychoactive substances to hit Iraq with.

Those lucky soldiers!! The rave generation is right now signing up to fight...

Spears warns against piracy, Yes. Must stop. Britney told me to. Resist. Resist. Feeling sleepy.

At last, I have found two new things that piss me off...
Mobile phone accessories
Mobile luddites

Just reorganized all my bookmarks. I 'm feeling better now... thanks.

Oh, and case you've been asleep for the last 36 hours... Google News

WebServices galore... If you have WinAmp, then you _need_ LyricsAmp
Really excellent

Go on, be pre-emptive!!

• Do you have the feeling that the dude over there is looking at your girlfriend???
  
• Well go on and hit him before he steals her from you!
  
• But he claims he didn't look at her (he does look a bit crossed-eyed) ?
  
• He's a Liar! Hit him! You know you want to!
  
• But why?
  
• Well, you are feeling paranoid and it will do you good...
  
• Well, OK then. *Kaboof*
  

Pre-emptivity: It makes you feel good!!

Bush declares war on Ireland!

After a long history of terrorism (dating back as far as 1912),
a large historic grudge against Amerika's best ally: Great Blair Britain
and a enormous community of possible terrorists right in the heartlands
of Amerika, Mr. Bush has decided to launch a pre-emptive attack on
Ireland before it does any more harm to the world.

Commenting on the evidence available to him, Mr Bush showed some
frightening images of Irish fields where there was definite traces of
chemical and biological substances.

When asked by a Polish journalist, if it could be possible that these
substances were simply manure and pesticide, Mr. Bush sternly replied
that that was simply hear-say and the journalist was immediately deported
for Anti-American activity.

America is fully behind Mr. Bush's decision and as this article goes
to press, 47 Aircraft Carrier are on their way across the Atlantic.

More to follow...

If you know the film well, then this rocks: Lego 2001

Wanna know the time?

Someone said that humour can have no limits, so here are 2 links to test the theory:
Side 1:
New York Defender
Side 2:
TerrorWar (takes a while 2 load)
Hmm...

A great critic of the film signs

Back from Barcelona...

Status report:
Number of bodily parts damaged: 1
Number of days sober: 1/7
Countries visited: Spain, Andorra
Number of times in the room for interpretation: 3
Proper meals eaten: 1.5
My beach code-name: Sandy Crack
Pictures taken: 0

And do remember kids:
No Pils no thrills...

Better: L'Tur
Tickets ordered Thursday 21:30, Tickets arrive Saturday 09:00
Respect.

Back to my favourite theme: Service in german companies
1. Thursday evening 20:00 - Ap wants to book a flight to Barcelona on Sunday
2. Ap goes to his usual online travel agent: Travel Overland (they're not getting a link!)
3. Ap enters his flight data like a good little online boy.
4. *Bing* JavaScript warning warning, danger danger: "You are attempting to book a flight, which is in less than 3 working days time!!", please use our telephone hotline.
5. OK, whatever (Are there working days in the Internet?? Does the Internet sleep???), Ap calls booking hotline.
6. A lovely lady answers and tells me "The booking telephone is available weekdays from 8:00 to 20:00", if you would like to book a flight, please use our Internet booking service...
AAAGGGHHH!

The Herbalisers - Sensual Woman, go get it (Snatch sound track)
FLUTE LOOPS!

Spread the word Stop Spam!

Read in Economist this morning that the people of south east Norway
are driving in hoardes to Sweden to purchase cheap alcohol...
Funnily enough the people of southern Sweden are now using the Oresünd
bridge to drive to Denmark to buy their booze...
The Danes, as the article stated, traditionally drive down to Germany
to get their hooch.
But my question: Where the fuck do the Germans go???

God bless American Democracy

There is really no limits to the information posted on the net... Flying soon?

Aaah, what is nicer with the Monday morning cup of coffee than a little bit of Conspiracy

Woke up this morning on the balcony with 2 glasses of wine beside my head... Felt like Jet Set Willy...

I had another Snatch moment yesterday:
Bed, Wake up, Plane, Orange juice, Meeting, Lunch on the Thames, Tube (mind the f**king gap), Plane, Beer, Home, Beer, Bed.
Feeling arsed today.

Smirk of the day:
Looking at a fat London business man sit in the middle of a traffic jam in his
fluffy dice, so low only the whales can hear it, "Colin McRae drives one of these", Broom Broom, Subaru rally car.
Plonker.

Wanna laugh? Cheers!