This one goes out to the fucker who found my mobile telephone and demanded a 50? finders fee.
Asshole Hope he gets brain cancer using it...

Lovely stuff @ the
Death Row Home Page
Great reading

A very amazing weekend, thx. mainly to Kaubasa Kosel and partly to the
Kaiser Therme (Get wasted, get healed)

Incredible shit Saturday @ 3AM:
The most fun possible while stoned (get some other stoner on the keyboard)
Infuriating Dog Fight
Mind boggling animation

(The entry below is an example of the new wave Kerouacesque beat-stone-poetry... Don't try it at home kids...)

Yeah
This is a journey into spacesound
Who said that?
Why
Patch Moo?
I:m so wasted (with puncuation)
punky nation##
funky station
fucking wrapper
silly slapper
john ron woo
is big into U
Meins a bier
not from here
very weir.
gde kto kafe
Juri Gagarin
is in2 junkin
mit Laika
con mi bika
Bika yeah now with the er
mothers dont read
else i bleed
averse to adverse
an I 4 an I
with some space pie
GoodBye GoodBi GoodbuY .... Oh well, whatever.... nevermind

Rubik cube fun @
Aim for the brain
Freaky stuff with the astronauts...

And now for a joke:

How is duct tape like the Force?
-- It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

London tales #2

Real sign above a wash-hand basin in Heathrow airport:
Warning: Hot water!

What is the world coming to...

London tales #1

Posted on a small billboard in a London tube station:
Picadillly: 96%
Jubilee: 93.4%
Central: 99%
...
I was quite impressed, thinking this was the percentage of trains that
were punctual (as is standard in Germany).
Not quite, it was actually the percentage of tubes that were IN SERVICE.
So if you were on the Jubilee line you only had a 7% chance that your Tube didn't turn up at all...

War is wrong. Whack your schlong!
Masturbate for Peace

This SPAM really tickles your intelligence: You CAN Grow Taller... Rise Above Genetics NOW !!!
I've ordered 60 tonnes already...

More insightful commentary in the
Independent Argument
Bush and his friends could become multi-billionaires on the spoils of this war... Aha. Say no more.

Surreal: Buying a new computer at Dell
It's like asking people "Anything to declare" at customs...
Who the hell ever says yes?

What a wonderfully one-sided article:
Whom should the US trust: Bush or Hussein?
Not to mention, completely forgetting the point that a regime
change will not make things better.

Memento:
An amazing film in every respect. Great stuff.
You will have to watch it about 4 times and every time you
will understand a little more:
Great article about it.
(Contains spoilers)

Minority report:
AI (Shaven heads) + 2001 (Look & Feel) + Bladerunner (running round futuristic city) + Star Wars #2 (The empire jedi clone no-idea what it was called) (jumping from
air car to air car) + Every second rate Hollywood movie (sorry, forget the second rate - all) (Happy "I'm gonna hurl" end)


Product placement spotted:
Bulgari (easy)
Lexus (in your face obvious)
Gap (in your face obvious)
USA Today (in your face obvious)
Nokia (nearly subtle)
Pine Oats (easy)
Guinness (easy)
Pepsi (easy)
American Express (easy)
Reebok (easy)
Aquafina (easy)
Ben and Jerry's (easy)

But hey, I enjoyed it.

CDs purchased this (yeah, ok - last) week:
Various - Brazilectro, session 3: Excellent

Continuing on the theme of last night:
Lego stoners!
Thanx Federica.

Contest of the Day:

Which of these natural products are illegal, which are not
and the big question: WHY???
Quiz

In an effort to be more perfect than perfect, I learnt .css
and am now officially compliant with all standards known to man.

WOW, although being a super-duper "I know it all" IT consultant, it was rather
wonderful getting Enetation's commenting system up and running
within 120 seconds.
So run free, comment to your hearts content.

Read a lot today and decided to make a list of,

Doomed jobs:

• Producer of fax machines
  
• Owner of a rent-a-video shop
  
• Film developer
  
• Producer of public telephones
  
• Modem makers
  

I would like to think of students as one of the most liberal, open-minded section of
society, but then again there are people who want to them to see with blinkers: Campus Watch
I especially love the "Keep us informed" section. Did anyone say Mcarthyism? Beware the mind police...
Read about it at Salon.com