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Wednesday, June 25, 2003

Karma

Here's a little story to cheer you up...

Once upon a time I was in northern Italy on a grey October morning. Riding on a train to catch a plane back to Ireland. I was with my girlfriend of the time and we knew we weren't going to see each other for months. As you can imagine our moods were bleak, tears were being shed, the world was coming to an end etc.

Suddenly the conductor came along. He looked like Roberto Benigni and was singing & whistling and had a huge infectious grin on his face. As he came up to us he made some jokes, told us to cheer up and basically helped us up no end.

He went on down the train, wisecracking, dancing and generally passing on his good vibe to every single person on the train. As I sat there I realised that the repercussions of his good mood (a bit like the chaos effect) were going to ripple around northern Italy and be passed on from person to person.

Then the thought entered my mind that maybe the conductor's wife's boss was in the train. The boss naturally was put in a good mood by the conductor's jokes, maybe the boss would then go to work and would be generally nice & unusually friendly with all his employees (including the conductor's wife). The conductor's wife would then be really happy because her boss was so nice to her. She would then go home to the (now tired) conductor and pass on her good mood and love to the conductor...

If that isn't Karma I don't know what is. Pass on the good word. Fight the good fight. Peace!

Friday, June 20, 2003

Public holiday here in Germany yesterday. It rained non-stop.

Wednesday, June 18, 2003

Colour analysis of Corporate Logos
Blue wins...

A third of the American public believes U.S. forces found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq
And 22 percent said Iraq actually used chemical or biological weapons in the war....

And who said that people are too clever to believe propaganda.

Tuesday, June 17, 2003

Old stuff, but hey I live in the 'World's 6th best city'

Monday, June 16, 2003

Another good reason to avoid McDonalds

Mmm, more SMOD: Nokia 6600

All cars registered in Vienna have a "W" on their Registration plate (for Wien).
A large bakery chain in Vienna is called "Anker".
The Anker bakery chain uses cute little Smarts to do deliveries and such across the city.

Question:
What do you think is on their registration plates??
Answer:
This

Yeah, too easy...

Saturday, June 14, 2003

I Love CNN: Bush relaxes with family in Maine

Unbridled sycophancy:
"...Bush leaned over and gently released the fish..." - The man is strong but caring

"...The president rose early Friday..." - No way is our president lazy. No Siree.

"...His father called the long, straight second shot a "good ball!"..." - A skilled man, loved and respected by his father.

"...after an unusually long round by Bush standards -- more than two hours..." - Pres. plays, but not too long! There's work to be done...

"...The weekend won't be all rest and relaxation..." - See above

"...Bush is keeping abreast of violence in the Middle East..." - Ignorant? Never. He is a hawk eye. Restless in his pursuit of peace.

"...The Segway went down on Bush's first attempt, but he stayed on his feet with a flying leap over the machine..." - An athletic adonis. Never faltering. Skilled, adroit.

"...Undeterred, he got on again..." - He's not a quitter.

The most powerful man in the world can't manage to ride on a hi-tech machine that was so designed that it is pratically impossible to fall off...

Wednesday, June 11, 2003

Fresh from Mr. Dennis: Funny Cats
It cheered me up!


My First Photoshop

Tuesday, June 10, 2003

B3TA Has got some great stuff on today. A sample:

Thursday, June 05, 2003

What happens when Prince Phillip farts? This

Monday, June 02, 2003

The American Administration does a 180 degree turn

Not to be missed - The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference

Sunday, June 01, 2003

Japanese family says Nigga Too weird.