I'll save myself some time - try this http://omgwtf.superlime.com/
Nearly everything is hillarious...

Mathematical proof that girls are evil...

Sometimes I do wish I had a TV... Madonna vs. Spears vs. Aguilera

The world's greatest lover #28 :)

Saturday-morning-can't-get-out-of-bed-links:
Table football gods
Fluffy rabbits (yes they are real)
Stereo pictures

Instant flashbacks...
Everything was so fresh back then, the future was so close you could taste it.

How to raise children in America:

"To be a "hands-on" parent, at least 10 of the following 12 must be true.
You must:
* Monitor what your kids are watching on TV.
* Monitor their use of the Internet.
* Put restrictions on CDs they buy.
* Impose a curfew.
* Make it clear that you would be ''extremely upset'' if your teen used Marijuana .
* Eat dinner with your teen six or seven nights a week.
* Assign regular chores for your teen."

And put an GPS collar around their necks for safe keeping. Only then will they grow up to be good, clean, god-loving parents themselves...

Continuing on my tackiness theme

I am speechless yet again... Do you love your country more than your husband?

Why can't I have this car for my driving test??

And this is rather tasty.

No comment.

American student arrested for writing a fictional story at school... I kid you not!

Cancel that, I now know what I REALLY want for Christmas

So much for the theory that FileSharing is killing music sales...

I now know what I want for Christmas

The votes are in... Men actually prefer brunettes...
Long-Haired Brunettes to be precise.

Brazilian guy kills his parents because they wanted him to divorce his inflatable puppet... And why not...

Google is now a calculator, try it:
4 Hours * 80 mph in Kilometers
1 uk pint in liters
The meaning of life * 2.38095

Those wacky authorities once again:
Dead woman told to clean own grave

Things my girlfriend and i have argued about
I haven't laughed as much in 4.2 years... If you are single you will love it, if you are in a relationship you will adore it and if you have a german girlfriend and you yourself are non-german then god help you - you will either laugh or cry... or both...

Don't trust your eyes. We'll just have to wait until plastic surgeons are as good as the graphic designers.

Surprise, Surprise... American Oil Companies will have complete immunity in Iraq...

"In other words, if ExxonMobil or ChevronTexaco touch Iraqi oil, it will be immune from legal proceedings in the US. Anything that could go, and elsewhere has gone, awry with U.S. corporate oil operations will be immune to judgment: a massive tanker accident; an explosion at an oil refinery; the employment of slave labor to build a pipeline; murder of locals by corporate security; the release of billions of tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. The President, with a stroke of the pen, signed away the rights of Saddam's victims, creditors and of the next true Iraqi government to be compensated through legal action. Bush's order unilaterally declares Iraqi oil to be the unassailable province of U.S. corporations."

Ja! (via Popovich)

Do Starbuck's staff get frequent smiling miles???
I am just not used to this "Good morning sir, what can I get you on this lovely morning" stuff.
Especially not in Germany where you are used to the usual "GrunzWhaddaYaWant" greeting.
Maybe they go through friendliness school before they get their Starbucks badges...

Teenager who puts note in his luggage saying:
'F**k you. Stay the f**k out of my bag you f**king sucker. Have you found a f**king bomb yet? No, just clothes. Am I right? Yea, so f**k you.'
is arrested at airport...
Worse still, neighbour (Ms. Ryan) says "and I thought he was a good kid.''
No Ms. Ryan, the kid is Satan's spawn. Death penalty is not good enough for him... Hang him high.
Free speech RIP.

Iran Closes In on Ability to Build a Nuclear Bomb
Now hold on a second, didn't we hear this story before?? Sorry, my mistake that was Iranq...

nowhere
now here
Same letters, one space, complete antonym. 30 years of English and now I see this for the first time...

Trivia 101: Continuing the thread about Nick Drake, the original
VW Golf ad was going to use the great track Under the Milky Way Tonight by The Church,
which was in the soundtrack of the wonderful film Donnie Darko, but the producers decided to use Drake's track instead.
Pay attention kids, there will be a quiz at the end...

Douglas Coupland has a new book out in August

Unexpectedly funny - Kathmandu Guest House
The only hotel in land locked Nepal with a nice beach and sea view...